HA!

Just in case you needed proof that I obviously don't have enough to do at work: a quick discussion about Peeps, the perennially abused marshmallow Easter treats led to the observation that they weren't kosher, and that therefore a substantial market for them was not being exploited. Whereupon I immediately realized that a kosher product could be instantly marketed under the can't-lose name of "Chosen Peeps!"

Okay, so maybe you hadda be there...