Me: *cough* sheesh, lookit all the plaster dust over here
Inner Muse/ blog real estate agent: yeah, but it's got potential. You could change the color scheme, put a links section over there on the right, an "about me" bit on the bottom, discuss all kinds of junk that only you would care about, and be read by, oh, five or six people every day!
Me: And how would this would be different than 99.9999% of the other blogs out there clogging up the information superhighway?¹
IM: It would be about you, of course.
Me: oh.

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¹B'li neder (i.e., without making any legally binding promise), this will be the first and last misuse of the "superhighway" metaphor on this site.